nope:

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

saintnickomalley:

do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth

(Source: juliansballclenchingfalsetto)

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

ebuddies:

if u grab my sides to tickle me ill punch u in the face

vagisodium:

pornolympics:

2 inces shorter and i could legally be a midget.  ok

are you telling me that you’ve been illegally a midget this whole time. call the cops

australiansanta:

anonymous compliments are so cute like their only aim is to make you feel better, they dont want any respect or personal thanks, just the satisfaction knowing they made someones day, now how fricken cute is that am i right

bosstonbruins:

kein-teivz:

if a player kisses the cup and another player kisses the cup on the exact same spot did they technically kiss?

wait can i kiss the cup?

umm, can i BE the cup?

lolthefunniest:

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

thats exactly what morgan freeman would say